North Carolina finally shows The Gays what’s what

Take that, Joe Biden! North Carolina’s army of confused, angry rednecks and weird poop-obsessed “doctors” have come (*snicker*) together to let the entire fearsome Homosexual Agenda (most recent entry: “Read magazines“) know that they won’t stand for all their “getting married” and “having basic human dignity” by voting to amend the state’s constitution to define marriage as between one man and one woman, a thing that totally belongs in a constitution.

The Guardian is saying there was some gross behaviour going on in them there electoral processes, including “observers” from the Republican party attempting to “challenge” precinct officials. Meanwhile, Mother Jones has a pretty good rundown of why this will probably fuck (no homo) with straight couples, too. Good work all around, North Carolina!

via the Associated Press Photo by John W. Iwanski

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