A bisexual porn star who killed kittens on YouTube is probably the foot mailer

Things have gotten out of hand quickly in the curious case of the Conservative foot mailer. And how.

This morning, it was reported that the mystery foot package delivered yesterday to Conservative Party HQ in Ottawa was not the only dismembered body part awaiting delivery to a federal party. A package containing a human hand was intercepted by police, and believed to be addressed to the Liberal Party HQ.

It wasn’t long before police in Ottawa and Montreal made the, ahem, connection between a human torso discovered on Tuesday stuffed into a suitcase and the gruesome package delivered by Canada Post to Conservative Party HQ.

Police in Montreal are now searching for a bisexual porn star named Luka Rocco Magnotta, who seems to have filmed the murder and circulated the video online. It also appears that Magnotta, who goes by a number of interesting aliases which we’ll get into in just a minute, has a history of murdering mammals on video and posting those videos to YouTube. A couple years back he grabbed international headlines with a series of kitten snuff films involving a vacuum cleaner.

Weird enough for you yet, pardner? Didn’t think so.

As of this afternoon, the Calgary Sun was reporting that Magnotta, who also goes by the names Eric Clinton, Kirk Newman, Vladimir Romanov, and Jamsey Cramsalot Inhisass,  ”has been linked in the past as having had a romantic involvement with sex killer Karla Homolka.” Jesus fucking Christ. Though Magnotta has denied the connection in the past, only a dangerous lunatic would ever get sexy with a convicted child-murderer like Homolka.

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