Shitty teenager Caiden Cowger (with a name like that, he really never had any hope), who appears to idolize Rush Limbaugh, has discovered the reason for America’s gay teensplosion: President Barack Obama.

It’s pretty clear from this video that Cowger is simply spouting ideas he’s heard at church rather than speaking from deep, considered personal conviction. He can barely string a sentence together, for fuck’s sake, not to mention the fact that he attributes a line from Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” to Obama. Really, Caiden?

But all the same, he’s encouraging hatred and ignorance and he seems to at best be willfully oblivious. So let’s all return the favour by laughing at his shitty ideas and poor delivery.

Choice quote:

“I’m not for bullying homosexuals. I believe that it’s wrong. But when you’re trying to teach them the word of God and they consider that bullying? I find that a big problem with not being allowed to convert other people to my religion.”