As of this week, Facebook has one billion users. Many people in that billion probably visit the site while sitting on a chair. You might think these two things are unrelated, but that’s because you don’t work in the Facebook marketing department, where everything ever conceived by human beings is a mere facsimile of Facebook. Like chairs. Chairs are just like Facebook, because something something connecting people.
Also just like Facebook, according to Facebook:
- doorbells
- airplanes
- bridges
- dance floors
- basketball
- “a great nation”
This is Facebook’s first advertising campaign. Someone at Facebook saw this piece of crap and thought that after one billion users, this was what best represented the company. Fucking chairs!
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