A monkey wearing a fashionable coat was spotted at a Toronto Ikea today. He was tiny and cute.

News reports have speculated that the monkey was someone’s pet, because keeping a pet monkey in Toronto is a great idea. It’s either that or he’s doing recon for the rebellion.

UPDATE: The owners have been charged $240 for owning a prohibited animal and will not be getting the little guy back. He is a seven-month old rhesus macaque monkey, according to CTV reporter Tom Podolec.

UPDATE II: His name is Darwin and he might have herpes.