RIP Pat Fucking Martin, the most honest politician on Twitter

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As of this morning, you tweeps won’t have Pat Fucking Martin to kick around anymore.

MP for the riding of Winnipeg Centre, a hotbed of crime and vacant federal buildings, Martin lost his fucking shit on Twitter last night. Apparently, the “epic anti-Tory tirade” came after Martin was once again being dicked around by the federal Conservatives.

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In a response to CTV’s Mercedes Stephenson, Martin then went so far as to call the Harper government “rat faced whores,” (which is a pretty bad-ass insult to throw down).

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This isn’t the first time Pat’s felt like he’s been purposefully ignored by the government, and it isn’t the first time he’s taken to Twitter to vent his spleen. Last November, Martin cussed up an online storm after government moved for closure on the federal budget. According to the CBC, he defended his actions by saying:

“I don’t think I owe anybody an apology. It was a genuine sincere expression of frustration and the public should take note: There’s something very wrong going on here in Ottawa.”

But today, Martin apologized on Twitter, and promptly erased his account in a move reminiscent of Richard Milhous Nixon.

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Now, I know that our representatives in Parliament are supposed to be nice and proper and all that horseshit (at least when they’re not involved in pathetic excuses for “brawls” that would make the feistiest Timbit bruiser look McSorley tough). Something about being “honourable” and blah blah booooooring fucking blah…

But really, I’ve never had an MP, MLA, or even city councillor speak as honestly as Pat Fucking Martin does. When I was a constituent of his, I felt as though he fully represented my interests and my point of view in Ottawa. Now that I live across the river in the Best Neighbourhood in Canada™, I’m stuck with Joyce Bateman as MP, who’s so far in the back benches of government that nobody knows, or gives a flying fuck, who she is or what she does in Parliament anyhow.

Besides, there’s plenty going on in Pat’s riding alone right now to make any sane representative lose their fucking shit. For one, the Canadian Wheat Board was dismantled this past summer, putting over 300 employees out on the street. And then there’s the underused Youth for Christ complex on Main and Higgins (aka right in the middle of Stabsville, Manitoba) that received over $3 million in federal cash, the bulk of which Pat alleges went to his arch-nemesis Vic Toews’ buddies’ pockets.

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So give Pat a fucking break, you bunch of sticks-in-the-mud. He’s got a lot on his mind these days. It’s the holiday season, for Christ’s sake. Everyone should be allowed to dip into the spirits and spout their mouths off at this most sacred time of year. And frankly, it’s a breath of goddamn fresh air to see politicians who aren’t afraid to call a rat-faced whore a “rat-faced whore” when they see one.

via:National Post / Storify image: Pat Martin/Facebook

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