This ain’t your daddy’s tween rap duo. This is Tweenchronic, bitch!

The guy who gave the world Rebecca Black is back again with another musical disaster. Remember the random dude who shows up halfway through “Friday” to rap about switching lanes? That’s Patrice Wilson, the former CEO of Ark Music Factory, which was designed as a way to make spoiled rich kids slickly-produced music videos with such breathtaking lyrics as “Yesterday was Thursday; today is Friday.”

His new project is called Pato Music World and it’s designed as a way to make spoiled rich kids slickly-produced music videos for lots of money.

Tweenchronic’s “Skip Rope” shows hardcore teens buying candy from a kid on the street corner in a mock drug-dealing scenario. Then they drink iced tea from brown paper bags as though it’s alcohol. Then there are awkward shots of kids jerking off pixie sticks.

The whole thing is an endless train wreck — and then, true to form, Wilson shows up to rap a bit about skip ropes. Has a sadder man ever existed?*

*No.

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