Wellington Secondary School in Nanaimo, B.C., thought it was giving kids some much-needed sexual health education. Instead, they were giving children pornographic books depicting strange and bizarre sex acts.

The item in question is a book provided by AIDS Vancouver Island titled Put On Something Sexy, which shows a woman rolling a condom onto a man’s penis and then having sex with him. But this isn’t just a dirty picture book. Somehow these sex-pushers have aligned all the pictures so that it actually looks like the couple is having coitus when you flip the pages rapidly. They’re calling this scary new technology a “flipbook.”

When a Grade 8 boy brought this hardcore pornography home, his mother did the only sensible thing and contacted school administrators immediately to complain. “I was disgusted that he would be given something like that,” Cathy Sanders told the Nanaimo Daily Press.

Kudos to Ms. Sanders for stopping this “flipbook” contagion before it had a chance to spread. Just imagine the trouble we’d all be in if word got out that these books existed, especially since they are as easy to carry around as, say, a smartphone or a laptop. If kids knew that, by just flipping the pages of a book, they could witness two crudely-drawn adults having sexual congress, we would soon have a generation of sex addicts on our hands, constantly running off to the library to find more titillation.

School administrators in Nanaimo have promised to review all materials to be used for health classes and apologized for having let a HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY FLIPBOOK slip through the cracks. The pamphlet is posted below, just so parents can see the dangerous potential of this terrifying new invention. Please ask all children under 21 to leave the room before continuing.