As anyone who has been on the internet before knows, the online world is rife with gentlemen who think recycled jokes from the ’50s are the cutting edge of comedy. A common iteration of this is the “get back in the kitchen/make me a sandwich” joke. Because women should be doing domestic work and catering to men, natch! Cue laff track in case anyone forgot how funny this is.
Brave internet explorer Tim Meehan has scoured the depths of the internet to bring us “Make Me a Sandwich Bitch,” a blog that shares Twitter users’ dumb jokes and a sample of their other contributions. What can we learn about the men who want women (sorry, bitches) to make them sandwiches? Here is a sample. For more illumination, be sure to visit Meehan’s blog.
They are religious and eschew grammatical standards:
They enjoy the later works of Seth MacFarlane:
And Adam Sandler:
They don’t like having to question their intelligence:
But they also don’t want to put in much work on that front:
Seriously, it’s a sore spot:
And, perhaps the most puzzling: women don’t want to date them?!
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