The greatest rooftop breakup ever live-tweeted

"I can't think in terms of like, time and shit, Rachel."


The scene: A Brooklyn rooftop.

The characters: Rachel and her boyfriend.

The conflict: The happy couple is breaking up while pondering whether or not to get pizza.

The narrator: Comedian Kyle Ayers, who dutifully live-tweets the hilarious implosion of the relationship.


[Kyle Ayers via Gawker] [image: Matthew Hurst/Flickr]

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