Vancouver woman charged for selling alcoholic freezies at nude beach

Kisko Freezies

Despite providing a valuable service to nude sunbathers trying to escape the heat, Vancouver’s Alana Thomson is facing 14 criminal charges relating to her small business.

The charges include one count of manufacturing alcoholic freezies and two counts of possession of drugs, marijuana and ecstacy, for the purposes of trafficking.

You’d think that someone providing boozy freezies at a nude beach would be celebrated for her ingenuity an entrepreneurial drive, but apparently The Man wants us to overheat while tanning our balls.

Alana Thomson, Real Canadian Hero (allegedly).

[The Province] [image via Kisko Freezies/Facebook]

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