Author Archive | Ishmael N. Daro

Hey fellas: Why work out when you can just buy a push-up bra to hide your man-boobs?

How 'normal' does the GG look?

Old white people look like 'normal Canadians' to old white guy

Sometime journalist and former chief of staff to Brian Mulroney, Norman Spector, took a moment during Wednesday’s Speech from the Throne to marvel at how normal the Governor General and his wife look.

Revealed: 88% of people are damn liars

Only 12% of U.S. adults admit in Pew poll that they watch porn

Every so often, a person in 2013 will say they don’t watch porn online. While statistically such people must exist, the claims are always rather hard to believe. But there’s no fucking way that 88 per cent of people fall in that camp. Nuh uh. Fuck off! And yet, a new poll by the Pew […]

Jason Segel to star in movie about Canadian maple syrup heist

The Great Maple Syrup Heist of 2012 was a story so fucking zany that it was only a matter of time before it became a movie, and on Tuesday we got confirmation.