Public Safety Minister and all around Nice Guy Vic Toews busted the balls of inmates across Canada today. As part of the Conservative government’s patented Tough on Crime agenda, Toews announced that inmates will be forced to pay more for their, ahem, “room and board.”
South Korean customs agents were in for a nasty surprise early Monday morning. According to reports, Korea Customs Services seized thousands of drug capsules filled with “the powdered flesh of human babies.”
Jesus. Tapdancing. Christ!
Australian mining billionaire Clive Palmer has had the terrible idea to build an exact replica of the doomed ship. The maiden voyage, set for 2016, will be a journey from England to the United States just as the original Titanic attempted.
Are you a man who can’t ever just hang with the boys and talk about guy stuff? If you’re a man at Simon Fraser University, by this time next year those worries could be a thing of the past as you crack a beer in your brand new, $30,000 “men’s centre.”
