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Tag Archives | Bear Problem
Suncor employee killed by bear in Alberta
An employee at Suncor Energy’s main oil sands operation was killed by a black bear Wednesday. The woman, whose name has not been released, was attacked by a bear in the early afternoon. According to the Globe & Mail, when the RCMP responded to the call, “the male bear was still in the area and it was ‘shot and killed by RCMP members.’”
Grizzly bear eats black bear, dares humans to stop him
Whelp, whoever thought it was a good idea to leave any Grizzly Bears alive to roam the Earth at will, regardless of the safety of humans or other bears has got another thing coming, I tell you what.
Slaughtered bear carcass signals new level in humanity’s ongoing war
The latest casualty in humanity’s prolonged campaign against the ursine kind, the body of this unfortunate Beast was unceremoniously stuffed into a dumpster behind the car wash.
Alberta hunters desperate to start killing grizzly bears again
Environmentalists are up in arms yet again as ranchers in Alberta are calling on the province to reinstate an annual grizzly bear hunt in the province, on hold since 2006 due to dwindling populations.
Park officials in Kananaskis become traitors to their own species
Brave skiers in Kananaskis Country are getting the gears from park officials for disregarding closure signs and disturbing the monster known as “Grizzly Bear 94.”
Humanity’s bear problem continues unabated as grizzly attacks elderly couple in B.C.
The Bear Problem reared its ugly, rotten head again this week. An elderly couple were out walking near Kimberly, British Columbia, when they were savagely attacked by a mother bear as the cubs looked eagerly on and cheered the violence.
Bears break into car in search of cookie, revenge
Just when you think it’s safe to turn your back on the Bear Problem, our Ursine enemies strike again.
The war against nature continues
School children in Steinbach, Manitoba were lucky enough to witness another victory in humanity’s War vs. Nature last week.
Norwegian driver avoids moose, hits bear
A brave Norwegian sacrificed his automobile last week in the War vs Nature. While cruising the back roads 225km north of Oslo, near the town of Hanestad, this hero was nearly done in by some clever double-team action on behalf of the Ursae and Cervidae families.
Manitoba man adopts bear cub, probably gets bear cub killed as a result
The Bear Problem was exacerbated in Manitoba this past month. A black bear cub that was taken from the wild and adopted by a St. Malo, Manitoba man was returned to the wild by Manitoba Conservation and Water Stewardship. This does not bode well for the survival of Makoon.
The Bear Problem gets worse as black bear attacks man in hot tub
New developments out of Whistler, B.C. today in regards to the Bear Problem. A 55-year old Coquitlam man was enjoying a lovely soak in a hot tub in Whistler on Sunday when his evening went sour. With his back to the deep dark woods, the man was unaware of the approaching bear until he was […]
Bears are developing a taste for human flesh and we should all be worried (updated)
A man whose dead body was dragged from a car and partly eaten by a bear on a remote road near Kamloops was a convicted murderer who had been reported missing last week.