The Conservative government loves to throw money around, especially when it’s in Tory ridings. Have a playground that needs a fix-up? Maybe a park that needs benches replaced or a pool that needs a new diving board? All you have to do is ask and a whole fleet of government ministers will show up in your small town with briefcases of cash.
Canada’s favourite walrus
People committing crimes so they can have wild pizza orgies in prison, imagines Vic Toews
If you like pizza parties, prison may just be the place for you. That is until party-pooping Vic Toews gets his way. Turns out that prison is very similar to grade in the ’90s when Pizza Hut would throw your class a party for reading books. Except in prison it’s more like they just spend their own money and buy pizza.
Torturing people for information is wrong, but if someone else already did the torturing, well…
Canadians are about to become even safer, and we have the brutalization of international prisoners to thank for it!
Vic Toews still not giving up on his warrantless online spying bill
Canada’s favourite walrus Vic Toews says Bill C-30, the warrantless spying bill that a majority of the country rejected, would help the investigation into the gruesome body parts murder.
No more freeloading for Canadian prisoners as government tightens belt
Public Safety Minister and all around Nice Guy Vic Toews busted the balls of inmates across Canada today. As part of the Conservative government’s patented Tough on Crime agenda, Toews announced that inmates will be forced to pay more for their, ahem, “room and board.”
A bloodthirsty Sun News Network calls for more 19th century punishment for prisoners
The Kingston Penitentiary will soon be shut down, bringing an end to a prison with a long history of brutality and abuse. Sun News, however, laments the closure of this institution precisely because of its cruel history.