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Foreign Minister John Baird has brass balls and doesn’t care who knows about them

It’s long been common knowledge that Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird has a freakishly large head, but it seems he has the balls to match. In a move that shocked reporters, but failed to faze anyone who pays attention to the dealings of the Harper government, Baird said Monday that shutting down the National Round […]

Former taxi driver and current finance minister Jim Flaherty wants you to get a job

In a bid to get “tough on everything,” the Conservative government has set unemployed Canadians as their next targets. Gone are the days of living off the government teat, announced a triumphant Jim Flaherty in Ottawa today.

In yet another hilarious mixup, Canada spent seven times more in Libya than first estimated

It cost Canadians about $350 million to take part in the NATO in Libya. This sum is seven times higher than the $50 million Defence Minister Peter MacKay said it would cost.

Misers, old ladies, and those down on their luck mourn the passing of the penny

It was a dark day in Winnipeg today for misers, old ladies with coin collections, and those looking for a little luck on the streets across Canada. The last Canadian penny was made today at the Royal Canadian Mint.

Bill C-38, the omnibus budget bill, is an omnibus disaster

At over 400 pages in length, the Conservative government’s budget bill includes sweeping changes to a whole host of completely non-budgetary parts of government. The bill’s name seems to acknowledge the scope of what it addresses, as it is poetically called “An Act to implement certain provisions of the budget tabled in Parliament on March 29, 2012 and other measures.”

Stephen Harper wants to know why the NDP didn’t travel back in time to stop Hitler

The NDP, a party of cowards and pacifists, may not have existed until the 1960s, but that won’t stop Prime Minister Stephen Harper from blaming them for not standing up to Hitler.