Last night America’s greatest director, actor, writer and perma-stoned heartthrob James Franco uploaded a groundbreaking video of himself and girlfriend Ashley Benson covering Justin Bieber’s 2012 single “Boyfriend.” Franco has adorned himself with a straight-haired wig, baseball cap and hoodie to look like early-2012 Bieber, in his halcyon days before the haircut that signalled his [...]
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The 5 life lessons I learned in 2012 while high or drunk
I’m hoping to impart some Life Lessons I’ve Learned the Hard Way this year. And of course, by the Hard Way, I mean drunk and/or on drugs, which I guess is really The Only Way.
The Wheat Board finally dies for the free market
To celebrate this latest free-market triumph and mark the end of the socialist experiment in bureaucracy, Prime Minister Stephen Harper travelled to Kindersely, SK, where he pardoned a group of farmers convicted of ignoring the Canadian Wheat Board Act. That is, to pardon a group of convicted criminals.
Bath salts are apparently not powdered evil
Think back with me, if you will, to late May 2012: that terrifying time when the world was crudely awakened from its childlike innocence to the shocking, bizarre violence that drugs can cause. I am referring, of course, to the “Miami cannibal.”
Government ruining everyone’s fun by banning bath salts
If you’re just coming out of a week-long bath salts bender, there’s some bad news. Federal Health Minister Leona Aglukkaq announced yesterday that the key ingredient in the drug is going to be illegal soon.
Human flesh capsules discovered by… wait, what?
South Korean customs agents were in for a nasty surprise early Monday morning. According to reports, Korea Customs Services seized thousands of drug capsules filled with “the powdered flesh of human babies.”
Jesus. Tapdancing. Christ!
Hitler was a coke fiend who couldn’t stop farting, and other revelations
Adolf Hitler’s vegetarian diet made him fart uncontrollably, according to a trove of documents coming up for auction next week. Plus, he was a cokehead.
Canadian environmental charities: the refuge of gangsters, scoundrels and outlaws
Some “charitable” environmental organizations have been messing around with Canada’s environmental regulatory system, and Minister of Environment Peter Kent is not happy. In fact, he’s down right pissed off. Just look at his face.
Student forgotten in a cell who drank his own urine to survive seems surprisingly chill about the whole thing
A UC San Diego student who was swept up in a drug raid was almost free to go him before DEA agents simply forgot him in a holding cell. He was there for five days without food or water and had to drink his own urine to survive, but he’s certainly not going to get worked up about it.
Idaho man forced to do a moonwalk at gunpoint
An Idaho man faces an aggravated assault charge after forcing another man to moonwalk at gunpoint.