Horny college kids, steeped in their frenetic hookup culture, have stopped attending rainbow parties just long enough to find a new way to feed their sex addictions: Facebook.
How will you be sexting people in 2013?
About 50 million photos are exchanged each day on Snapchat, the sexting app of choice for today’s teens. The way it works is that people can send other Snapchat users photos with limited lifespans — maximum 10 seconds — after which the photos disappear from the app.
All human endeavour up until now, including the creation of chairs, was a mere precursor to Facebook
Everything ever conceived by human beings is a mere facsimile of Facebook. Like chairs. Chairs are just like Facebook, because something something connecting people.
Mark Zuckerberg has changed his relationship status to married
Mark Zuckerberg married his longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan over the weekend at a surprise ceremony. About 100 “friends” were “invited to an event” at the couple’s home in Palo Alto for what they thought was a celebration of Chan’s recent graduation from medical school. Instead, it turns out to have been a wedding.
Help your best friend Jesus perform miracles in the world’s most boring video game
“Play the first ever video game about Jesus! A fun adventure quest game where your overcome obstacles, fulfill missions, and participate in miracles. Play the story of Jesus!”
Facebook loses all its value to investors because Mark Zuckerberg wears a hoodie
The 27-year-old Facebook CEO showed up to a meeting with investors wearing a hoodie, and that is a sign of “immaturity” according to investor Michael Pachter.
Tired of liking things on Facebook? Here’s a browser extension to declare things cray
Sometimes liking something on Facebook isn’t enough. You need a way to express that what you just saw is fucking crazy. Luckily, there’s a browser extension for Chrome that lets you do that.
Researchers study social behaviour on Facebook, which is remarkably similar to offline behaviour
Researchers at Arizona State University have conducted a study to get “a glimpse inside the nuanced interactions of social media users, where rules are understood but not necessarily discussed.” Get it? Because everything on the internet is different!
Briefing: the most important news of the day, condensed for easy consumption
The world is a busy place. You don’t have time to read a million different things in a million different places. What are you, some kind of loser who reads? Hell no! Here’s a condensed version of everything important in the world, with as few words as possible.