Since birtherism isn’t going anywhere, especially now that Donald Trump is doubling down on the matter, there is now a campaign in Arizona to get Mitt Romney to prove his suitability to stand for election.
Mitt Romney
Now you can buy butt plugs shaped like the presidential campaigns of Romney, Gingrich and Santorum
People who are nostalgic for the year-long Republican contest to find a nominee can now buy a series of butt plugs representing the campaigns of various Republican candidates.
Mitt Romney was a high school bully
As a high school senior, Romney was obsessed with the long bleach-blond hair and effeminate looks of a younger student named John Lauber. He told his friend Matthew Friedemann, “He can’t look like that. That’s wrong. Just look at him!”
Briefing: the most important news of the day, condensed for easy consumption
The world is a busy place. You don’t have time to read a million different things in a million different places. What are you, some kind of loser who reads? Hell no! Here’s a condensed version of everything important in the world, with as few words as possible.