Evidently the window between “sprightly jailbait pop superstar” and “Clint Eastwood-esque doddering old” is razor-thin. One Direction member Harry Styles responded to questions about Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance by saying twerking “promotes promiscuity” and is “quite inappropriate.”
It’s been a rough several weeks for straight women who have any goddamn eyes in their faces. First Seth Meyers got engaged, and now Zayn Malik of One Direction is off the market for realsies.
This is One Direction’s latest effort. The video tries to pretend at having a story to it, but quickly devolves into meaningless chaos as the boys run amok in a record label office tossing over desks and doing the choreographed dance moves they promised they would never do.
