After months of revelations about how much Canadian Senators were lining their own pockets with public funds, the three worst offenders have finally been suspended — but they’ll still get their boners thanks to the generous taxpayers of Canada.
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Penises getting caught in zippers at alarming rate: study
In the last decade, almost 20,000 people went to the emergency room for zipper-related genital injuries.
You guys, did you hear? MMA fighter Ray Elbe broke his penis!
Mixed martial artist Ray Elbe, who probably thinks he’s a real tough guy, suffered a penile fracture while in Malaysia Dec. 3. Apparently he can get kneed in the skull repeatedly but can’t handle a bit of vigorous intercourse.