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People committing crimes so they can have wild pizza orgies in prison, imagines Vic Toews

If you like pizza parties, prison may just be the place for you. That is until party-pooping Vic Toews gets his way. Turns out that prison is very similar to grade in the ’90s when Pizza Hut would throw your class a party for reading books. Except in prison it’s more like they just spend their own money and buy pizza.

BREAKING: Prison rape jokes are not funny

It shouldn’t need to be said in 2012 but god damn does it ever: it is not okay to laugh about prison inmates being raped.