“I’ll rip his fucking throat out. I’ll poke his eyes out,” Ford is heard saying. “I’ll make sure that motherfucker’s dead.”
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Rob Ford’s crack problem is making Toronto uncool
As we all know by now, Toronto mayor Rob Ford has a drinking problem and has smoked crack at least once. Whether it was just one “in one of [his] drunken stupors” or whether he was covertly purchasing drugs from suspected dealer and known personal friend Sandro Lisi all summer, we know he’s done it.
Rob Ford may have connection to gun-running, drug-trafficking gang
Information on the mayor's possible criminal associations should be revealed without compromising defendants' rights
As every Canadian with an internet connection knows by now, Toronto mayor Rob Ford has had an eventful summer. Since mid-May Ford has been dealing with accusations that he has smoked crack and that his brother, city councillor Doug, was a teenaged drug kingpin in Etobicoke, among other things.
Buzzkill police seize drugs in Ontario meant for other countries
In a majorly uncool move, bro, police in Ontario announced Thursday they had seized meth and “pill derivatives” of meth worth $40 million in July, most of which was intended for sale and use in other countries.
Rob Ford beat Hulk Hogan at arm wrestling
This morning Toronto Mayor Rob Ford bested iconic wrestler Hulk Hogan in an arm wrestling match. Based on Hogan’s trashtalk, we should all have been rooting for him. We almost had a Mayor Hogan!
Video of Toronto police repeatedly shooting a guy alone on a streetcar holding a knife
Sammy Yatim, an 18-year-old man, was fatally shot by Toronto police late Friday night. Yatim was alone on a stopped streetcar during his encounter with police, after brandishing a knife and ordering the driver and passengers out earlier. In a bystander video uploaded to YouTube, several police officers outside the streetcar can be seen pointing their guns at the young man and ordering him to drop the knife.
Major storm in Toronto floods much of the city, shuts down power and transit
Torrential rains Monday night flooded parts of Toronto, left about 300,000 people without power and shut down roads and subways across the city as well as parts of the Greater Toronto Area. Here are some of the craziest photos of the flood.
Stylish monkey spotted at Toronto IKEA outlet
A monkey wearing a fashionable sheepskin coat was spotted at a Toronto IKEA today. He was tiny and adorable.
Tory news release on Scarborough shooting suggests malfunction of party’s ‘shame circuits’
The best way to honour victims’ families is to call out opposition parties in your news release offering consolation to victims’ families.
Toronto bans plastic bags as ‘screw you’ to Rob Ford
On Wednesday June 6, Toronto city council voted to approve a citywide ban on plastic shopping bags, effective Jan. 1, 2013. Why? Because fuck Rob Ford!
For democracy to survive, Rob Ford must keep losing weight (updated)
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is on a six-month mission to lose 50 pounds by June 19. The mayor and his brother Doug Ford, both big guys, started the “Cut the Waist” challenge in an effort to get healthier. The entire city needs him to keep losing weight.
Report clears RCMP of wrongdoing during the 2010 Toronto G20 summit
A report by the Commission for Public Complaints Against the RCMP has cleared the Mounties of any wrongdoing during the G20 summit in Toronto two years ago, saying they did “a pretty good job.”
Belligerent Rob Ford wigs out on wussy Toronto Star reporter
Rob Ford is notably paranoid about reporters “spying” on his property, which is why he made the rational decision of being one of the very few Torontonians per year who attempt to buy part of a public park, in order to build a security fence to keep “journalists” away.