Zayn Malik, heartbreaker, breaks every straight woman’s heart at once A 25-year-old woman processes her grief via GIF Tannara Yelland on August 21, 2013 It’s been a rough several weeks for straight women who have any goddamn eyes in their faces. First Seth Meyers got engaged, and now Zayn Malik of One Direction is off the market for realsies. FacebookTwitterRedditGoogle