Early Monday morning, Satan decided his scions had wreaked enough evil upon the world. Satisfied, he commanded the earth to open and swallow the Walt Disney corporation whole, returning it to its natural home.
Because he’s Satan, his plan was foiled and he only succeeded in opening a sinkhole that swallowed two apartment blocks of a Disney World resort in Florida. Still, employees and people living near Disney offices and theme parks should be wary.
[The Telegraph]