Last night America’s greatest director, actor, writer and perma-stoned heartthrob James Franco uploaded a groundbreaking video of himself and girlfriend Ashley Benson covering Justin Bieber’s 2012 single “Boyfriend.” Franco has adorned himself with a straight-haired wig, baseball cap and hoodie to look like early-2012 Bieber, in his halcyon days before the haircut that signalled his [...]
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Mitt Romney’s embarrassing international trip continues to elate
What if Mitt Romney said that Jews were good with money? That would be racist, or at least stupid, to say about a group of people. But Willard thinks the economic success of Israel compared to the Palestinians next door is partly due to “culture.”
Guess who had a secret blood orgy at the Bilderberg meeting this weekend
The Bilderbergs gather once a year to discuss issues of global importance and bask in their own magnificence. At the end of their super-duper secret meetings, they all drink the blood of a newborn baby and swear allegiance to the devil (according to some).
Something you didn’t know you wanted: an aquarium sink
For the laughably low price of $4,500 you can be the proud owner of a Moody Aquarium Sink. You could also turn it into a rock garden or terrarium, if you’re into that.
Mark Zuckerberg has changed his relationship status to married
Mark Zuckerberg married his longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan over the weekend at a surprise ceremony. About 100 “friends” were “invited to an event” at the couple’s home in Palo Alto for what they thought was a celebration of Chan’s recent graduation from medical school. Instead, it turns out to have been a wedding.
Now hiring: An ‘extremely literate conservative African-American’ to defeat ‘metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln’
A shady group of rich Republicans has put together a detailed scheme to attack Barack Obama around the time of the Democratic convention in September.
There’s nothing better than seeing a rich guy crash his Lamborghini
When a group of friends saw a Lamborghini Gallardo stopped at a red light in Chicago, they did the sensible thing and started recording. Now we have glorious video of someone being overly cocky with his left turn and crashing his car.
Credit card companies and rich people are raising prices on everyone, which is kind of a dick move
Visa and MasterCard have a “perverse system” in place that forces poor people to pay more for the purchases of rich people, according to the Competition Bureau.